[[ Yes. What you're seeing is an indie RP account for a pug. This is just for fun guys don't take anything seriously; Remember, we're on the internet. ]]
Hey dere mother fuckers, the name is Corncob Agustus McNiddles The Pug. Yeah, I can talk too- What of it? You don't wanna mess with this maaaan..
I'm a pug, I'll FUQ U UP.
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Le Sniffs at.
SUP BOY? WHACHU GIVIN’ ME DEM EVIL EYES FOR?
(Source: eskrimasticksandwingdings)
if you were a transformer you’d be optimus fine
(via teddybear-mayu-chan)
[[ GOOD GOD. almost forgot the email for this account.. ]]
[[ I apologize for being far too distracted and not hyper enough to derp as a gangsalicious pug so I’m gonna crawl back to my personal blog now.. :””D ]]
That’s alright, now, little pug, because I love me some beautiful ass, as well!
SHIIIIT, SON.
CORNCOB LIKES YOU
WE CHILL MAN
WE COOL
YOU WELCOME IN MY HOOD ANYTIME BRO
now hold up let me shake a bit I got that urge again to shake
(Source: puggiethuglyfe, via thatonegreedybastard-deactivate)
WHOA THERE SON
ya’ll caught corncob at a bad time
he was just pretending to be hillary duff
corncob loves that beautiful ass ho’.. ya know?
ya feel me man?
:33 < ….i think gamz33 would like you
GAMZEE?
The hell kinda name is you givin’ ol corncob?
Dis friend of yours from one of ‘dem little countries with the funky flag?
Corncob loves ‘dem funky flags.. Make corncob wanna Paaaarty!
